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@Dirty_Naomi: I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks.

It also comes in handy if people try to steal them.

I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can’t open my midnight snacks. 

It also comes in handy if people try to steal them.

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