@Super_Cynthia: I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side.
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@DzNutz83: Heard the local weatherman say, "high in the thirties" & now I know the title to my autobiography.
@KyleMcDowell86: When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe
@MeganBaca1: Apparently "cheesecake & tacos" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
@badbanana: I relate to #PizzaRat because if I found a slice of pizza as big as a car you can bet I'd try my best to take that thing home.