@Super_Cynthia: I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side.
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@ThisOneSayz: Me: Just once? Dog: Me: Please? Dog: Me: Say, "I'm a law-biting citizen" Dog: That's not water in your cup, is it?
@ArfMeasures: [End of day 1, building Rome] BUILDER: We've finished, boss BOSS: For God's sake, keep your voice down, we can drag this job out for weeks
@notenoughwine: Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you
@CornOnTheGoblin: thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me (mashed potatoes) mashed potatoes (mashed potatoes) mashed potatoes