@Underchilde: I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack.
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@PostCultRev: Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Better yet, dress for jobs that don't even exist. Werewolf psychiatrist. Clown assassin.
@mortimermaiden: Doctor: I'm sorry, I did everything I could. Grieving Family: We just can't believe you wasted your time getting a PhD in Philosophy.
@Home_Halfway: [Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]