@Underchilde: I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack.
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@elle91: Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big.
@Dishy2101: Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all.
@Adar79Angie: I'd make a horrible movie murder victim.When I hear strange noises in the night I roll over and figure, eh, they'll work themselves out.