@Boleyngirly: I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
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@Michael1979: 5 ways I am superior to a horse: 1. Better at catching frisbees 2. I refuse to be told what to do by jockeys 3. If a horse is badly injured or gravely ill, I'd probably be faster than that horse 4. I own more swords than most horses 5. Unlike horses, I know how to use the ATM
@BoomBoomBetty: Can’t. Busy deleting 1,500 Black Friday emails from companies I haven’t purchased anything from in 10 years.
@yonewt: Congratulations, FB friend looking forward to an anniversary dinner tonight with your "sweatie"