@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
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@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
@TheRealRHB: As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe
@dafloydsta: [date] HER: So do you like Star Wars? ME: Oh yeah HER: Who's your favorite character? ME: *nervously looking at smudged notes* Yoga