@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
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@sarcasticmommy4: Kids: Yay! Summer break! Me: Not so fast. Let me introduce you to...THE GREAT SUMMER CHORE CHART OF 2017! *3 kids faint, 1 runs away*