@KenJennings: I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
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@caperbc75: Hulk Hogan walks into a tanning salon and drops a saddle on the counter. "Make me look like this brother!"
@hellolanemoore: yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time
@sexypitabread: I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world