@BangGanged: I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I'm not even married.
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@JCWisdomNuggets: "Paper or pl.." ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... "I'm not saying 'me'" ME! OMG we did it again! "..."
@LeBearGirdle: "Hey mom can Kyle come over?" mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's- [From outside] LOOFAS!
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
@PaperWash: angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol