@lisaOoOo: I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed.
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@kellysdf: Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed.
@MattMcElaney: 10 years ago parents were like "be careful what you put on the web" and we were all "lol. old people." now none of us can ever be President.
@Amiigat: When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.