@envydatropic: I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing
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@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.
@Reverend_Scott: DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG
@TheMichaelRock: Me: The bathroom Wife: What? Me: I was about to get off the couch and just wanted to stop you before you asked where I was going.