@envydatropic: I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing
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@beefman138: I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestlé.
@RatchetAfrican: If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.