@MsNitnots: I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer.
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@crow_death: I'm going to put my limbs into each corner of a fitted sheet and attempt to become a sugar glider.
@BobbyBucchae: Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720
@MableGertrude: Things were different in the 80s one time I was kidnapped for a week and no one looked for me. I came home & my room was converted to a gym.