@MsNitnots: I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer.
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@MrBob_52: First week of my diet I gained 3 pounds. However, I found out if I stand further away from the mirror I look thinner.
@Try2StopME: Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game.
@discoken: I wrote "Clarence sale" instead of "clearance sale" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband.
@WineMummy: Nothing says you're over your ex like showing up at his wedding with a bride and groom voodoo doll.