@MsNitnots: I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer.
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@The_Grant_Boldt: Girlfriend: "babe it's hot I need a fan" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]
@liv_thatsme: "Don't you wish you had children?" Me: Don't you wish you had money, free time, & sanity?
@Dutch_50: Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations.