@BitchyJasmine: I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains.
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@NickBossRoss: Prof asked if anyone liked comic books. I raised my hand. She didnt add anything or say why it mattered. Just wanted to isolate me socially.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Me: *sigh* I've had so many shellfish lovers Doctor: You mean selfish? [30 crabs come out of my pants] Doctor: Haha here's some cream