@murrman5: I sniffed my work shirt to see if it was too dirty. Unfortunately I work at a chloroform factory and woke up 6 hours late for my shift
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@BobbyBucchae: Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720
@shutupmikeginn: Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates.
@Brentweets: Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk.
@internetluke: Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true