@TommyKarate: I snort a lot of cocaine for a sober person.
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@neiltyson: The perennially hyped name "Super Moon" insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario.
@Tommytoughstuff: *gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: "Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."
@PaulShakeySharp: Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'.