@TommyKarate: I snort a lot of cocaine for a sober person.
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@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.
@Prof_Hinkley: *my windows are foggy and my car is rocking in the McDonald's parking lot but it's just me inside eating Big Macs*
@ThaJawn: Clown: OMG! I just crashed my car! Clown 911: We are dispatching 20 ambulances to your location