@Peteypops13: I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave.
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@CulturedRuffian: Sounds painful and this is the weirdest pick up line ever. Can I just pay for my stuff and leave? Mmm-k, Thanks.
@TheRobCee: [labels account "18+"] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]
@SwanieChicken: Started as a twitter crush, moved on to twitter boyfriend, now he's my twitter husband. Honeymooning on Google+ so we can be alone.