@Peteypops13: I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave.
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@xLiserx: Lonely nights, we've all been here. Pretending to choke so someone hugs you. Pretending a jellyfish stung you so someone pees on you. Usual.
@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
@lazerdoov: Gonna get "na na na na na na na na" tattooed on my forearm. I'll tell girls it's Hey Jude and I'll tell dudes it's the Batman theme.