@Faptually: I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay.
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@Just_Lee_: If she says "well you're too busy to chat so have a good day" ..what she means is she hopes it's a good day for your hair to catch on fire.
@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
@pinupteacher: After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game.
@InkedUpKidder: Saturday in my 20's: "Nice, this club is hot! gimme a Vodka tonic!" Tonight: "Nice, grocery store is empty, ooh I got coupon for that !!"