@The_JRM: I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs.
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@HeyZeus666: Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb.
@MeganBaca1: Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper "This is nice" in a minute.
@davepell: 95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady.