@goofyrice: I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"
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@jayonguitar: When you rob an Ikea store they probably make you put all the money in the bag yourself.
@KyleMcDowell86: I don't like using the locker room at the gym cuz the guys always stare when they notice my gym bag is filled with lasagna
@sploosk: Welcome to Insults Я Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that