@goofyrice: I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"
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@InternetHippo: If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
@TheToddWilliams: [China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing