@_BryanZ_: I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
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@juskewitch: If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car.
@NoogsCorner: Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer.
@Michael1979: OMG, just found my childhood diary! I was an adorable and strangely prescient little boy.