@_BryanZ_: I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
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@wendyraepearce: If all my Facebook friends followed me on twitter, I'd be dragged to church for an exorcism.
@sickipediabot: Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying "I want to help Arsenal win trophies." So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?
@LADaddy: [At the stress test, staring at a treadmill] Dr.: Just run at a speed where you can still talk normally. *sits down on a chair* Me: Okay.
@E_lok44: I got my husband to watch Game of Thrones with me by telling him "Just wait. There's a good car chase comin' up"