@_BryanZ_: I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere.
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@VerifiedJayy: My gf said "tie me up and do what you want" so I duct taped her to the headboard and went to the bar
@RikNasty2Point0: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care.
@bIessbaby: *gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
@B1gBrainsMcGee: I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars