@Robski_Boy: I speak 3 languages. Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them.
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@MrLloydSpandex: A woman just dropped a £10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine.
@Parentpains: I don't make spelling and grammatical errors I invent new languages. You ignorant Count.