@Robski_Boy: I speak 3 languages. Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them.
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@Pro_Jones_: Me: *wakes up screaming* Wife: What's wrong? Me: Nightmare with the Microsoft Word Paperclip Helper again Wife: Need some help? Me: AHHH
@TheTalkingPipe: My way or the highway. It takes two to tango. What I'm saying is, "welcome to idiom club". Now, let's cut to the chase.
@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
@ThisOneSayz: Me *points gun at clerk*: stick 'em up!! Put Algebra 25 and *looks at college syllabus* Psychology 15 in the backpack!