@jus4golf: I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever
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@GrumpyBahr: CW: My wedding is going to be expensive! Me: Wait till you see what the divorce is going to cost you!
@Book_Krazy: Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No.
@histwaddle: Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school