@envydatropic: I spend a lot of money at Sephora for someone who's got access to filters
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@TheAlexNevil: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive.
@becks_bradley: Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real.
@DaddyJew: Surround yourself with positive people and positive things will happen. Surround yourself with negative people and say hi to my family.
@GensPlace: When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook.