@Sandrahadenough: I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!
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@KeetPotato: cop: "can you point at which zebra it was" zebra: "ha good luck we all look the same" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] "that one"
@brianbowman73: Female Coworker: I just got this implant in my arm. It's for birth control. Me: I didn't even know an arm could get pregnant.
@TimHaynesJr: That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it.
@Sarcasticsapien: I want to create a show called "Deja Vu" simply for the "Previously on Deja Vu".