@PaperWash: I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter.
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@Carter_TCB: I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting.
@robfee: Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid. *Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger* Get off my lawn before I call the cops
@eminmien: "Welcome, Mr. Bond." I say, spinning around on my chair. My elbow catches the glass on the table and spills water all over my death ray.
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.