@PaperWash: I spent $500 on that Harvard application, damn right I framed the rejection letter.
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@CroweJam: I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people.
@IamEveryDayPpl: The real miracle is that the human race still exists after being stupid enough to kill the guy who could turn water into wine... Idiots.
@tsm560: Wishing for bad shit to happen to people you hate is so wrong. You gotta be way more proactive than that.
@ibid78: [me] if all dogs go to heaven, then what about Cujo? [the pope] how did you get into my bathroom?