@NottaBigDeal: I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say "you're gross".
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@thatdutchperson: Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
@GrumpyBahr: North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
@Jake_Vig: Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse.
@eborg01: I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can