@girlontapas: I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.
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@GashleyMadison: It's like my nana always said, "If you choose your friends wisely, you'll never have good drugs."
@TheRolo: [Chased by cops on foot] *Turns corner and lays DVD of The Notebook on floor* *Cops get lost in Ryan Gosling's eyes* *Makes clean getaway*
@marcusparkersol: If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.