@girlontapas: I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere.
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@Dawn_M_: Twitter should give you 5,000 followers when you start and then you have to try and lose them.
@dave_cactus: "Your finest Scotch, please." "Yes, sir," the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape.
@waydybee: if a pea-brain is someone with a small brain, then a peacock is someone with a ...? no?