@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...
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@Reverend_Scott: SON: The car's manual suggests not to turn the stereo up all the way. DAD: Guess you could say- SON: NO DON'T- DAD: -that's sound advice.
@sophielou: My shetland pony was all black and we called him Midnight. His sister was not quite as dark and her name was Eleven Thirty.
@PFitzpa: I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life.
@heidiknits: Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends.