@BobTheSuit: I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
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@SufficientCharm: That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like "Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"
@Nickadoo: My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, "You're fine." Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist.
@AnkCoupleTO: I'm reexamining my life after buying 63 pounds of unsalted butter because it seems a little weird even by my standards
@samalmightysam: You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......