@BobTheSuit: I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
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@SardonicTart: *Hires life coach* "Ok, the first thing we have to do is get you off this couch and get you moving!" *Fires life coach*
@bergified: Send me your home address and I'll mail you a personal drawing of your favorite animal as long as its a buffalo.
@avxlanche: the difference between me and humpty dumpty is that his friends looked at him and thought to themselves "we should put him back together"
@rachelaxler: he literally just said, "everyone's saying i won the debate." is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?