@BobTheSuit: I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
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@underchilde: We appreciate the 3 billion guys that signed up for our sex study, but unfortunately we only need five.
@YourTextSpoken: I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs.
@Sarcasticsapien: Saying "to each his own" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion.