@BobTheSuit: I still have a landline. Or as I like to call it, Cell Phone Finder.
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@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
@VeryLonelyLuke: Rey: I want to be your Jedi student. Me: Did you hear what happened to all my other Jedi students? Rey: No. Me: Good. Let's get started.
@Spaziotwat: There are eleven types of people in the world: those that understand Roman numerals, and those that don't
@ALF_from_TV: Me: My flight was canceled so I won't be home until tomorrow. Her: but you said you were just going out for milk.