@frankzulla: I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!
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@senorwinces: If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
@Vodkantots: I never said that I hated you! All I said is that I hope you have your period when the next Sharknado comes around.
@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!