@frankzulla: I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!
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@KalvinMacleod: MOM: finish your dinner SON: I can't eat anymore, I'm full MOM: hi full, I'm mom DAD: *drops an entire steak onto his khakis*
@LackOfShame: I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot.
@thewritertype: If I had a bitcoin for every time someone tried to explain bitcoins to me I'd have a lot of bitcoins, and no idea what to do with them.