@realHamOnWry: I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking.
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@kibblesmith: A good prank if you're in line behind a baby at Starbucks and the mother isn't paying attention is to give the baby a thousand dollars
@xLiserx: *First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet.
@UncleDuke1969: *taps Canadian *mumbles "Apple starts with..." "Eh?" *whispers "Your blood type?" "Eh?" *mutters "Best grade?" "Eh?" *giggles *runs away