@realHamOnWry: I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking.
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@gobmentcheese: If horror movies have taught me anything it's that you can build a house on an Indian burial ground & yet still be haunted by white people.
@CheryeDavis: If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food.
@BonaFideIntent: Me: I HAD A VISION! I was a GARDEN GNOME & I was ridding a FLAMINGO & the FAIRIES sprinkled cocaine on me & I FLIED!! My Therapist: .....