@causticbob: I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch.
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@KalvinMacleod: When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned.
@LostFelicia: Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me..
@jesse_street: MAGICIAN: Think of a number, any number. ME: *thinks for a bit* …k MAGICIAN: That is a letter. ME: omg ur right
@duplicitron: The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it.