@causticbob: I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch.
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@longwall26: I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat.
@RegularFred: Wife: that's never going to work Husband: you're so negative, Sandra W: you're planting bird seeds H: LET ME GROW MY BIRDS, WOMAN
@MyPornKhan: I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell "queue" and "okay" got paid by the letter.