@causticbob: I still see some of my ex-girlfriends. Well, not so much see, more like...watch.
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@TheMichaelRock: I have been reporting moms on Facebook who brag about how perfect their lives are as fake news.
@SaraESpivey: I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever.
@Black__Elvis: My favorite episode of Friends is the one where blacks mysteriously vanish and unemployed white people find affordable housing in Manhattan.