@KPsych29: I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now.
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@Sickayduh: [Titanic] Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign. Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat- "What about Leo?" Steward: No. Leo dies.
@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
@3sunzzz: I just told my son we have all the ingredients that he needs to make toast, in case you were wondering how much vodka I drank last night.