@IamEnidColeslaw: I stopped going to the beach because people kept mistaking me for a corpse and poking me with sticks
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@MableGertrude: I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people.
@AGreaterMonster: I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops.
@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.