@robfee: I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career.
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@Darlainky: Nice try little pine tree air freshener, but this gas station restroom needs the efforts of an entire forest.
@LetMeStart: It's only fair that if the TSA should ban over 3oz of liquid carried on a person, they should also ban a person wearing over 3oz of cologne.
@UncleDuke1969: ME: Here she comes. BRAIN: Great! ME: Quick, what do I say? BRAIN: Tell her she’s like a fine wine. ME: Okay. “YOU’RE LIKE FINE WINE I’D LIKE TO PUT YOU IN A CONTAINER WITH A CORK IN YOUR MOUTH AND KEEP YOU ON A RACK IN MY CELLAR UNTIL I’M READY TO ENJOY YOU” BRAIN: Excellent.