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@BlindChow: I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. "You'll die too," I say.

"9 lives," my cat whispers, lighting a match.

I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. “You’ll die too,” I say.

“9 lives,” my cat whispers, lighting a match.

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