@thereverendcink: I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now
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@Izianikapani: My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though.
@McNevich: Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes.
@hpb777: 6yo wants to "have a conversation" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster.