@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
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@Matt_The_1st: I AM NOT REALLY YELLING AT YOU I JUST GOT USED TO TALKING TO MY TEENAGER WHO ALWAYS HAS HEADPHONES IN
@valerie_tosi: Homeless dude asked me for $10. Thought it was greedy but realized that we were standing outside Whole Foods. Totally legitimate request.
@Mostly_Cheese: Me: *watches six consecutive hours of SVU* Also me (brushing teeth for two minutes twice a day): Thith ith bullthit.