@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
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@fro_vo: [concert] Lead Singer: HOW’S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT Crowd: WOOOO Me (from the back row): fine how are you Lead Singer: I’M GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING
@MrFjayy: Me: your shoes are on the wrong feet 4yo: Me: ....... 4yo:......... Me : 4yo : but I don't have any other feet Me : fair enough --__--
@Cheeseboy22: My wife is always like, "You answer the door, I don't even have my bra on!" and for that reason, I have stopped wearing a bra.