@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
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@tastefactory: Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts "No this is Creative WRITHING class" Other student squirms around on floor "Very good Todd"
@YSK_MOtiVe: My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake
@calluptome: The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
@VodkaThursday: There's a lot of mountains high enough to keep me away from you. You see that Everest mountain? Ain't no way I'm climbing that for you.