@TheTweetOfGod: I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs.
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@Skullcat: Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles.
@InternetHippo: murderer: line up single file so I can murder you in the most efficient way me to the guy in line behind me: I like that he's a businessman
@AmishPornStar1: Financial Tip: When laundering money, always separate the bills from the coins and use the delicate cycle with a gentle detergent.
@mostunladylike: He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians.