@TheTweetOfGod: I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs.
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@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!
@cortronic: *looks up "how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up "how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds"*
@JJSummertime: Now I lay me down to rest. I pray your TC loves you best. If he does choose another, I sincerely hope it's not your mother.