@ColoChiver: I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.
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@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
@JoParkerBear: Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
@imteddybless: when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard
@TheTweetOfGod: Most homophobes are secretly gay. However, most arachnophobes are not secretly spiders.