@ColoChiver: I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.
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@laurajennyjo: I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit
@velcrofannypack: Directions: avoid contact with eyes "It's Ok, Shampoo, I feel shy sometimes too."
@ImNotThatJohn: Coconut oil on my dry skin this winter has made me attractive to women. Problem is the chocolate from the Mounds bars is ruining my clothes.
@BruceForce: 2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke