@Underchilde: I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day.
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@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
@goldengateblond: Kim Davis says war has been declared on traditional marriage. Still unclear is which of her four marriages is under attack.
@ceejoyner: 2 halloweens ago I was brutally owned by a small child when I answered my door in normal clothes and she said "nice lumberjack costume."
@KKAlThani: Autocorrect just changed "what are your plans" to "plants". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?