@LarryNow: "I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!" - said no one ever.
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@quintabrunson: Man on the street: girl ya cute. Can’t tell if you’re 14 or 17. Me: i can tell that either way you’re going to jail
@a_olivia4212: A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it
@TheRobCee: "I need a car. What do you have?" "Well, we have a Subaru Outback" "But what kind of Subaru?" "Outback" "I don't CARE where you keep it..."