@LarryNow: "I sure hope Pitbull and Nicky Minaj do an album together!" - said no one ever.
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@Playing_Dad: [On a date] *Don't let her know you're a dog* Girl: Do you want to...maybe go for a walk after this? *starts running in circles going crazy*
@Kyle_Lippert: If you feed your kitten Muscle Milk it will become a tiger in as little as 90 days or you get your money back.
@Jandalize: There's no way to look cool when the doctor walks into your exam room just as you're blowing up a rubber glove.