@MicheleAKALips: I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter.
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@hippieswordfish: absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh
@JamesHavoc: Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away.
@Scdavis24: That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto correct is like.... 'I've got nothing man.'