@AJ_VanFossen: I swallowed a Ice Cube and I haven't pooped it out yet, I'm really scared you guys.
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@GibJimson: [at pet store] Im looking for something cheap and will get people to stop coming over.
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. 😂
@AndrewNadeau0: SHAKESPEARE: Brevity is the soul of wit. ME: *Shows him twitter* SHAKESPEARE: Okay, well, no, obviously not like that.