@AJ_VanFossen: I swallowed a Ice Cube and I haven't pooped it out yet, I'm really scared you guys.
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@bengulate: My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else.
@junejuly12: He always wanted a surprise gift wrapped up in a big red bow. *carefully arranges shiny red ribbon around a wriggling porcupine*
@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too