@Steelers1972: I swallowed my NyQuil with a 5 Hour energy and a latte and now my pet unicorn Steve and I are off to bake cheesecakes.
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@slimmy_shady: I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
@Book_Krazy: So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!
@CatherineLMK: Hey remember that snarky insult you threw my way three weeks ago? Well now I have comeback so please repeat it.
@_NTFG_: My friend left his laptap on the floor in my living room. My other friend thought it was a scale. Conclusion: She weighs $950.