@richyrichric: I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
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@heidi420x: Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.
@therealeatwood: ELF COP: You have the right to remain splendiferous! Anything you say will be wonderful-funderful! You— CRIMINAL: Pls just take me to jail
@onion_an: Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat