@richyrichric: I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
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@TheTimmyToes: (car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? "Aww for ur wife?" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes
@CornOnTheGoblin: [DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD
@jonnysun: [ouija board] "helo??" ＹＯＵＲ… ＳＰＩＲＩＴ… "shh its working" ＷＩＬＬ… ＡＰＰＥＡＲ… "omg" ＡＦＴＥＲ… ＴＨＩＳ… ＡＤ… "dude why didnt u pay for this ouija board??!"
@ericsshadow: It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was "too much of a prude" is now a Catholic school teacher.