@richyrichric: I swear I heard my dentist whisper "yolo" as he reached for a chisel...
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@Quartzjixler: People who talk with your phone on speaker like it's a Star Trek Communicator - we're trying to have a society here. And everyone hates you.
@rickkondell: Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks.
@markleggett: "When you wish upon a star, it takes trillions of years for the wish to get there, and by that stage you're dead." - Neil deGrasse Tyson.