@LilSuzieV: I swear I'm about to be productive. Any minute now...
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@AndyAsAdjective: Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle.
@Muath_tu: I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold.
@SondraDeeMe: BF: Aren’t you ashamed? ME: Because I complained to the manager about the wait at the restaurant? BF: No ME: Because I ate a large pizza? BF: Because you ate someone else’s large pizza while we were waiting