@LilSuzieV: I swear I'm about to be productive. Any minute now...
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@rkatz94: Me: I'll have a scotch on the rocks with a twist Bartender slides drink "Your dad's alive. He's hiding in Cuba" M: Did NOT see that coming
@Shen_the_Bird: co-worker: hey- me: what is it I'm very busy co-worker: your bluetooth is connected to the breakroom tv [we keep eye contact as I try to pause shrek 2 but accidentally just turn up the volume]