@kjmeow: I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese
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@_making_friends: I'm currently between relationships. The couple on my right are kissing and I think the couple on my left are about to start doing it.
@Kendragarden: I call my nephews "Dude" and "Homie" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)
@stephenjmolloy: "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk-" *Greg burps* "-actually, you know what, Greg? It's manners. The first rule is manners."
@TheBoydP: Of course I'm more of a yeeeeeee-haaaaaw! than a wooooohoooo! kinda guy because Texan and whatnot.