@kjmeow: I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese
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@sara_ashlynn: I broke a lightbulb, smashed artwork, splattered milk from cereal bowls across kitchen walls and knocked over candles. Fly is dead.
@amydillon: Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you're having another breakfast within 45 minutes.
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.