@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
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@birbigs: It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars.
@HeyJennyConway: Oh baby, were not going to need a 'do not disturb' sign. We're going to need a 'please don't call the police were fine' sign.
@thevickster_sa: Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up.
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: *applying a cast to a broken bone* Are you sure you don't just want me to cut it off?