@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
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@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
@GreenishDuck: This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*
@Tharin_P: The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me. *faints*
@AndyRichter: If you're not carrying around matchbooks from places you've been recently I don't know why you don't want your murder to be solved