@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
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@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
@edgarrants: Telling my wife I'm taking her someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready.
@Underchilde: Wife: “Take me to bed or lose me forever.” Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*
@MrsMikePatton: Maybe if we press "2" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the "1" line.