@BrainFumbles: I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me.
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@TheAlexNevil: Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music.
@daplusk: Interviewer: give me an example of problem solving Me: i was fired from my last job and now i'm applying for this one
@BoogTweets: [hotel room] Her: why are you making the bed Me: I can’t have housekeeping thinking we’re slobs, Karen