@BrainFumbles: I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me.
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@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.
@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis is snorkelling when a shadowy figure appears in front of him. It's a pug in full scuba gear. a very slow chase ensues
@OohSnapItsChris: I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder