@ch000ch: [i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring
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@MamaFizzles: I kept my whole house clean for three days. But then I felt like my kids had been locked in that closet long enough.
@SinCityChiGirl: If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?