@ch000ch: [i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring
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@blaha_Who: My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat
@xnoahanthonyx: Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* "he was a meanie head" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* "He had a stupid face"
@fro_vo: ME: how did you get disbarred ATTORNEY: i gave kittens to all the jurors ME: *gasps* you mean ATTORNEY: that’s right, i *adjusts sunglasses* committed purr jury
@Dawn_M_: When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in.