@ch000ch: [i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring
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@Reverend_Scott: Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I'm black?? Cop: Sir, you're white, driving 90 in a 30. Me: Racist. Cop: Get out.
@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@Reverend_Scott: Love is that feeling you get when you meet that special someone who hates all of your friends.