@Mr_Kapowski: I t.hink I. mig.ht hav.e ina.dverte.ntly tak.en one .of my wif.e's bir.th c.ontrol pi.lls beca.use m.y perio.ds a.re irr.egu.lar
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@KKAlThani: Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing.