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@MrsFancyPants77: I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it's not their fault that I'm scared of them.

I do however, scream while doing so.

I take spiders outside in stead of killing them because it’s not their fault that I’m scared of them. I do however, scream while doing so.
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